- BUBBLE :
2. STAYING HOME : what better gift than the gift of LIFE and PEACE OF MIND? If you can’t afford that, then invest in a nice mask and cover the primary holes in your face.
3. VIRTUAL REALITY :
Sometimes we just have to make our own reality! Everyone else seems to be doing it!
4. ORGANIC DRIED MANGO WITH NO BS OR SUGAR ADDED
Proof of god right here. Everyone’s gotta eat. Don’t like it? Send it to me.
5. HOUSE IN ITALY FOR $1
As Americans we can all agree – anywhere but here. Buy a house in Italy for $1 for you, the whole family (that you actually like) and all your friends (that you actually like) and start a commune.
6. GRATITUDE STONE
Remind someone every second to appreciate what they have by eating this stone whole so they don’t have to carry it around with them physically but just in their hearts and stomachs. Also can serve as self-defense material.
A STRAW THAT ALLOWS ONE TO DRINK OUT OF ANY BODY OF WATER. GET AHEAD OF THE GAME.
IF YOU WORK FOR A TECH COMPANY AND HAVE EXTRA CASH TO SPARE FROM THIS LUCRATIVE YEAR FOR ALL, GET SOMEONE YOU LOVE A JETPACK SO THEY CAN BE A FULL NIGHTMARE IN THE SKY WHENEVER THEY CHOOSE!
9. CAN OF ICELANDIC MOUNTAIN AIR
BREATHE. “THE SECRET TO ICELANDIC BEAUTY”
10. SNUGGIE/JAPANESE SNUGGIE
SOMETHING TO LIVE IN. WALKING SLEEPING BACK.
11. HONORABLE MENTION: REALLY NICE™️ MERCHANDISE, check out the new 2020 winter stuff or get some OG items.