It is that time of year again. We are here to help. We have scoured the depths of the internet and these are THE gifts to get in 2024. We’ve even added some guidelines to curate exactly who these gifts are for.
- LG WashTower Stacked Laundry Center

NOTE: THIS GIFT IS ONLY FOR FAMILY/FRIENDS THAT ALREADY HAVE A FULLY FUNCTIONAL WASHER/DRYER. You can present it as an “extra” or a decoration and do not by any means encourage them to replace their current system or suggest that they need a new one. $1,598.00 at Lowes.
2. Your old fully used 2024 Moleskine

NOTE: THIS GIFT IS ONLY FOR THE BARISTA AT YOUR REGULAR COFFEE SHOP WHO HAPPENS TO BE WORKING ON THE MORNING OF DECEMBER 23RD. Make sure each page is filled, if not fill it now with a bunch of made up stuff about your inner thoughts and feelings. You must hand it to them unexplained after having the following conversation:
Them: Hi, how are you today?
You: Good, how are you?
Them: Good, what can I get for you?
You: Just a small coffee, black.
Them: That will be $6.59, tap your card then the screen will ask you a few questions. (walks away to go to get coffee, comes back and hands it to you)
You: Thank you, have a good day.
Them: Thank you, you as well.
Great gift for those on a budget!
3. Used 2024 Lamborghini Revuelto Base

NOTE: THIS GIFT IS ONLY FOR DISTANT ACQUAINTANCES, MAYBE A FRIEND OF A FRIEND YOU MET ONCE, OR ONE OF YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS CO-WORKERS AND CAN ONLY COME FROM YOU. I would park it overnight at their house and wrap it in a bow so they can wake up to the surprise. I think you being there would be more meaningful but if you can not leave a nice card. $759,995 on Cars.com
4. 7,200 18 Inch Pro Jersey Reflective Mesh Backpacks in Assorted Colors

NOTE: THIS GIFT IS FOR ANY FRIENDS/FAMILY WHO LIVE IN A SINGLE-STORY APARTMENT IN A MAJOR CITY. As they say, buying bulk is best and if you go for the maximum allowance of cases of these (300) you can come out with 7,200 fresh backpacks for your loved one. $43,200 on BagsInBulk.com
5. 2 Whole Fresh Durians

NOTE: NO NOTE. THIS GIFT IS GOOD FOR ANYONE. They will get consumed very fast so get two. Tell them do not judge a book by its cover and they now can live forever. $544 on eBay.
Happy holidays to all from us here at Really NiceTM !
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